We continue to look at the results of the top 10 ‘crap English towns/cities’ according to a poll…
7th) BLACKPOOL
The guide said: “Just walking around the town centre and seeing the result of years of inbreeding is an ordeal, so much so that we try to avoid the place unless absolutely necessary. the best thing about BLACKPOOL is the M55 out.
“While in Blackpool all you smell is weed, McDonald’s, KFC and dried up piss!
“You may think it’s a jolly seaside resort with candy floss and donkeys, it’s a scumbucket for the transients who come here to draw benefits in a holiday resort, instead of an inner city.”
6th) ROTHERHAM
The guide said: “Rotherham, a worthy nomination – think i’ll head off somewhere else and get away from it all – perhaps Hunstanton? on second thoughts – that’s no better is it?
“I wish I had a great story about twatting a c**v for being cheeky or something but the truth of the matter is, that I put as much distance between me and the population as possible after that first visit.
“I stopped going into the town centre. There was no point. I like a pint without violence. I like to sometimes buy stuff that costs £1.99 – or more!
“After a year of reading headlines in the Rotherham Advertiser like ‘Chip Pan Fire Guts House’, ‘Body found outside Takeaway’ and ‘Asbo Grandad at it again’ I decided I somehow didn’t fit in and moved away.”
5th) HULL
The guide said: “I was born and bred in Hull and can honestly say you’re bang on with your description. What a f**king dump this place is.
“Just spend 10 minutes stood outside the Maternity Unit at Hull Royal Infirmary. Watch in amazement as 15 year old Courtney shouts at her 3 kids to “fooking get back ‘ere or I’ll fooking bray yer” as she chain smokes her 3rd fag before re-entering the building to spitt out another no-dad.”
4th) DONCASTER
The guide said: “You’ve probably been forced to pass here on the train at sometime in your life, seeing all the attractions such as the smack rat infested balby flats and dirty Hexthorpe.
“Doncaster is counterfeit Nottingham!
“Ahhh Doncaster, that s**t-hole surrounded by other s**t-holes such as Hull, Barnsley, Pontefract, Scunthorpe and Rotherham.
“A night out in Donny is magical, with bums sitting on steps drinking white lightning near the old Purple Door strip club or the Jobcentre and chavvettes with near nothing on, looking to volunteer to contibute to Doncasters rising pregnancy rate.”
We continue to look at the results of the top 10 ‘crap English towns/cities’ according to a poll – find out who is 3rd to 1st on the next page.
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