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Non league club left ‘skint’ as ex-EFL striker scores seven in one game with £75-per-goal bonus

Non league club Shaftesbury joke they’ve been left ‘skint’ as ex-EFL striker Brett Pitman scores seven in one game with a £75-per-goal bonus.

It’s another season where the 35 year old is scoring goals for fun, having done so previously with AFC Portchester.

But now he’s playing for Shaftesbury, who managed to snatch him off league rivals AFC Portchester having scored 50 goals for them in the 2022/23 season.

Despite making headlines across the country for his outstanding form, Pitman ended up missing out on promotion with AFC Portchester.

They were leaders for majority of the season, but ended up finishing in fourth place on 94 points after 38 games played. AFC Stoneham were third with 95, Bemerton came second with 95, but the champions were Horndean, with 98 points, scoring 126 goals and conceded just 21.

Shaftesbury finished 13th with 36 points that season, but unsurprisingly they are leading the way this time around with 57 points from 24 games played, while AFC Stoneham are 2nd with 55 points from 21 games and AFC Portchester are 3rd with 47 points from 21 games.

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On the 30th of December 2023, Pitman put seven past Christchuch in a huge 8-2 win, but reportedly agreed a £75 goalscoring bonus.

It means Shaftesbury picked up an extra £575 on top of his additional wage, and he posed for a photo after the game, holding champagne and a can of 7Up to celebrate being named Player of the Match.

The Shaftesbury social media admin jokingly said that the club had become “skint” because of Pitman, saying in response to a fan: “Beans on toast for us tonight. Skint now.”

Pitman is the league’s top goalscorer, with 38 League goals for the season, more than double the next best – AFC Stoneham’s Duarte Martins (17).

PITMAN’S CAREER:

Youth
First Tower United
1999–2004 – St. Paul’s
2004–2005 – AFC Bournemouth

Senior-
2005–2010 – AFC Bournemouth – 197 games (62 goals)
2010–2013 – Bristol City – 81 games (20 goals)
2012-2015 – → AFC Bournemouth – 104 games (40 goals)
2015–2017 – Ipswich Town – 70 games (15 goals)
2017–2020 – Portsmouth – 99 games (42 goals)
2020–2021 – Swindon Town – 41 games (12 goals)
2021–2022 – Bristol Rovers – 18 games (4 goals)
2022 → Eastleigh (loan) – 17 games (1 goal)
2022–2023 – AFC Portchester – 47 games (50 goals)
2023– Shaftesbury – 23 games (38 goals)

In November 2022, Pitman said on his goalscoring, via The Sun: “I’m playing for a great team at the moment and that really helps.

“We have got good players all over the pitch and it’s not just me that has been scoring goals.

“I expected to score a lot of goals when I moved to Portchester, I still feel pretty fit.

“I know what I’m good at now and I’ve got the experience to know where I should be on the pitch.

“Compared to when I was playing in the top flights of football, it is pretty easy to score goals.

“I don’t want to get too carried away, Haaland is playing in the Premier League and I’m not.”

READ MORE: Brett Pitman explains why he dropped into non league

This is how fans reacted as the non league club joke they’ve been left ‘skint’ as the ex-EFL striker scores seven in one game with a £75-per-goal bonus…

@kieran_yo: You could say they got shafted

@kcb49: #afcb It’s what he does. A goal scoring machine with just the 7 (SEVEN) today.

@CoachF657: Gotta think some clubs keeping an eye on him huge potential to break into the pro game

@OneFredOne: GOAT behaviour

@charliebrnt0117: Hilarious how he’s been absolutely tearing it apart in non league😭

@CMcB_89: Crazy! He must be in his late 30s by now

@BenCooperM: Brett Pitman is playing in Step 6 and getting £75 a goal. Currently on 38 league goals. 😂 Fairs.

@LeroiJackson16: Bright future ahead.

@WilliamBiss: Seven goals for Brett Pitman today – taking him to 39 for the season. Scored 50+ at the same level last year. Dropped out of the pro game to destroy the amateurs!

@BradHicks20: Poor old Christchurch!

@HeroicMrT: 7 goals is some pay day 😂

@heyit5sam: And we wonder why clubs go bust 🤣

@pompey_barney: Pitman scoring 7 in wessex prem 😂😂😂 blokes different gravy

@CraigAndrew3: How is a goalscorer of his ability playing at that level??

@janeann421: Lovely to see Bret is still scoring

@notch_32: Found his level

@BradHicks20: Even in non-league he rips teams apart

@UTCBuffers: Class is permanent

@jacksmith97: This lad is unreal 🪨

@simon_a_hill: Only 7 out of the 8? Disgraceful 🤣

@TomJordan21: Brett Pitman scored SEVEN today. Bloody cheat code having him up top in the Wessex League 😂

@HancockAnalysis: 2017/18, streets won’t forget

@DanDwyer02: rough day for the Shaftesbury chairman🤑

@CupChange: Pompey legend.

@SouthCoastRed: He’s found a level he can just stand around in and wait for the ball to come to him…

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