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Luton fans belt out hilarious X-rated song about MP Neil Parish on route to Fulham

Luton Town fans decided to belt out a hilarious X-rated song about MP Neil Parish on route to Fulham on Bank Holiday Monday.

The disgraced Conservative MP admitted to watching porn twice while in Parliament, with him caught out last week by two female colleagues who claimed they had seen Parish watching the raunchy videos on his phone while sitting near them.

The 65-year-old, who has represented the constituency of Tiverton and Honiton in Devon since 2010, said that the first incident was accidental after he had visited a tractor website, yet when searching for what he was looking for, its a fair way down the search engine so he knew exactly what he was looking for.

He later admitted that the second incident, which occurred in the House of Commons, was deliberate.

“The situation was that funnily enough, it was tractors I was looking at,” Parish told the BBC.

“I did get into another website that had a very similar name and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn’t have done.

“But my crime – biggest crime – is that on another occasion I went in a second time.”

Parish has since been suspended by the Conservative party and has now announced his intention to resign from his role as an MP, meaning there will be a by-election in his constituency.

Parish said what he did “was absolutely totally wrong”, adding: “I will have to live with this for the rest of my life. I made a huge terrible mistake and I’m here to tell the world.”

He went on to add that it was a “moment of madness” but denied watching porn in a way where he hoped other people would see it, saying he was trying to be discreet.

“I was wrong what I was doing, but this idea that I was there watching it, intimidating women, I mean I have 12 years in Parliament and probably got one of the best reputations ever – or did have,” he said.

Questioned why he chose to watch it in the Commons, he said he didn’t know and that he must have “taken complete leave of my senses” and “sense of decency”.

He then got all emotional as he said he was standing down after seeing the furore and damage it was causing his family, his constituency and local association.

“I was wrong, I was stupid, I lost sense of mind,” he said, adding that he was making a “total full apology” for his actions.

On Monday afternoon, a group of Luton supporters mocked Parish while travelling to their final away game of the Championship season against Fulham.

The group hired a boat to travel down the Thames to Craven Cottage and as soon as it passed the Houses of Parliament, the fans sang  ‘we can see you watching porn’.

Social media users reacted as Luton fans belt out the hilarious X-rated song about MP Neil Parish on route to Fulham…

@Flaccid69: My club ❤️

@Ed_P0d: Class 👌

@TavernFootball: Luton fans singing ‘wankers wankers’ as they go past Parliament is a season highlight.

@DanHoughton_: Every boat passing should be doing the same! 🤣

@sjdhatters: First tweet in a few days that has genuinely made me smile #COYH

@Andysbrett: So much time for behaviour like this 😂

@LutonCliches: Probability points to there being a bloke within earshot of this boat who actually was watching porn at the time, and this will have been the most terrifying moment of their lives.

@StevenDay_: Incredible

@LutonTownExile: Luton Town. We boo who we want.

@chapora007: When football lads are taking the piss, you know the Tory scandals are “cutting through” thoroughly looking forward to Thursday, mon the UK, get this shower of utter shite out!

@KrobertsonKaren: Love it COYH

@Becki_Holmes_: Nothing but love and respect for my town

@foreverayellow: top tier bants this

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