Dorking manager goes viral with honest X-rated verdict on his side losing 5-1 to Oldham

Dorking Wanderers manager Marc White goes viral with an honest yet slightly X-rated verdict on his side losing 5-1 to Oldham Athletic.

Mike Fondop Talom was the talk of the match, scoring a hat trick as the struggling Latics won their first National League away game of the season.

Although James McShane’s goal in the 8th minute put the hosts ahead, Oldham produced a stunning comeback to win 5-1, in front of a packed out Meadowbank.

Fondop Talom got the leveller on 18th minutes, tapping in after Ben Tilitt’s save. Oldham then took the lead with the best goal of the game in the 34th minute. Fondop flicking the ball up to himself, and acrobatically hits it on the volley and keeper Lincoln has no chance in the Dorking goal.

Peter Clarke made it 3-1 on the verge of half time. A corner came in from the left, Dorking fail to clear, it fell to Clarke and he stabbed home from close range.

Fondop-Talom sealed a hat-trick just 11 minutes later with a solo effort. Ellis Chapman capitalised on a defensive mistake to make it five in the 64th minute.

WHAT.A.FINISH🤯
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— DWFTV (@DWFTV_official) January 7, 2023

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— Oldham Athletic (@OfficialOAFC) January 7, 2023

Dorking Wanderers [3-5-2]: 1 Dan Lincoln, 22 Barry Fuller, 3 Ed Harris (23 Jack Jebb), 20 Dan Gallagher, 25 Archie Procter (24 Harry Ottaway 45’), 18 Alfie Egan (27 Bobby Joe-Taylor 45’), 6 Niall McManus, 7 Jimmy Muitt, 30 Seb Bowerman, 9 Ryan Seager, 11 James McShane

Unused Subs: 14 Jordan Cheadle, 16 Nicky Wheeler

Goal: McShane 9’

Yellow Card: McManus 55’

Oldham Athletic AFC [4-4-2]: 19 Magnus Norman, 32 Will Sutton, 4 Liam Hogan, 26 Mark Kitching, 18 Ben Tollitt (33 Benny Coutto 45’), 14 Nathan Sheron, 42 Peter Clarke, 28 Sydie Peck, 36 Ellis Chapman, 20 Mike Fondop (25 Alex Reid 69’), 45 Joe Nuttall (44 Josef Yarney 84’)

Unused Subs: 13 Matthew Hudson, 27 Timmy Abraham

Goals: Fondop 18’, 34′, 56′, Clarke 45+2’, Chapman 62’

Yellow Card: Chapman 33’

Referee: Farai Hallam

MW: Well from our perspective obviously it was shit. I want to just applaud all of our fans the Wanderers fans, I want to say a massive thank you for the atmosphere created, their loyalty, they’re getting behind the team, they’ve got to show the same resilience that the management team do and the players do at the moment and I know they will and I want to say a big thanks to the Oldham fans for getting piss wet through. We’re obviously building our new away in so not ideal good you know train strike or not they travel down today so listen they’ve had a good day at the office and they’re going home tonight buzzing and you know um you know that hat’s that’s good for them but um obviously the story of the you know the situation is in terms of the match you know we’re 1-0 up we’re in control. You know in possession, Oldham goal, Archie said got to do way better I didn’t press the game, right possession possession possession, Lincoln’s gotta come off his line 2-1, possession possession possession you know, 46 minute you know goal looks like it’s potentially hand ball who knows we need to see that one but it’s it’s a common theme we could just you know bottom line is there’s no point everyone going well defence is not good enough it’s shit, you know obviously that is the case is we’ve got way too many mistakes in us um it is the same individuals making mistakes to be honest with you and it’s the same individuals that really don’t let us down Ed Harris when he plays Dan Gallagher, McManus, Ryan Seager, James McShane you can’t fault any of them today you can’t fault any of them they had boys around them that play the game in a way where they’re prepared to take risk you have to be at this level extremely switched on and diligent and we’ve got boys that just gamble and take risks.

I promise you we set the team up really well we’re part-time one of only two teams part-time we don’t get a lot of time with the boys we know exactly how Oldham would play we set the team up fine we wanted to make some changes off the back of last week because we conceded four goals um from uh you know a couple of individuals on the bench today Bobby Joe uh Nicky were involved in mistakes last week and I wanted to give opportunities to boys that have been training well so there’s nowhere dressing up the situation you know um in in honesty you know hold them up one 5-1 because we are shit at defending and that is how it is that’s the fact of the matter no disrespect to Oldham at all oh the second goal was phenomenal by the way what a goal and that deserved you know that really was a deserved goal um but it comes from it comes from like such a basic you know like Ed and that defend perfectly the ball’s three yards out and downs on his line and you know then then it turns into a corner etc etc so the errors were made mate they’re not good enough I don’t it’s not about just chopping changing we’ve got a lot of boys to return to the team that will make a big difference defensively as well Kyle Kennedy Cheadle they’re doing a lot of good work Isaac um pulled out training Thursday so we missed him today um I genuinely um you know genuinely think there’s something there for us to build on at some point at some point not right now, Barry’s gradually getting his sharpness back Barry Fuller, um but we’ll talk about it all day mate and uh we have basically been uh blown our own foot off, um same individuals don’t let us down same individuals do I think for anyone that was here it was obvious second half um how abysmal a few certain individuals were I’m not going to call them out um and it’s just shown that it was only you know there were five one and not two or three one because the officials were so bad it was unbelievable I’ve got to say honestly they should pack it in literally packing packing do what they do I’ll tell you what they need to do the national league as well get rid of these headsets where people are where these four officials think they’re like acting like dominos drivers talking to each other the whole game distracting each other the whole game yet John John that’s a throw that’s a throw you know the ref don’t get your ref his own game he’s got three people talking in his ear this referee today these officials could not even get and I’m sure if you asked David from the opportunities this is not about the 5-1 we lost five one because we’re shit at defending this is me just being upfront about it right these officials today were appalling and I mean appalling right did not even know what a throw was when it was in front of them could not even see what direction the ball went and they’re all talking to each other the whole time guess and I said this I said this to them at the league meeting you know let referees referee the game in the middle let them back themselves yeah key decisions you know go and ask you know an assistant you’ve got four people like on on permanently talking to each other literally so the ownership is diluted in it I tell you now today when you see the foulback for the fourth goal right there could be it could be a handball for the third right we’ll have a look at it right but you come out thinking right but I’ve half a chance here getting back in the game with free one up we’re kicking to our fans but the boy goes through the back of Bobby in front of the linesman and ref puts his whistle on his mouth twice don’t blow game over and you’re thinking you’re you’re joking me so listen for me I am really disappointed um obviously the management team will graft really hard the fans are stay behind the team we congratulate Frank and his Oldham you know firm and well done to them and David who’s got a win and you know he’s been under a bit of pressure there mate but we’ll say what we see in football uh Dorking one was not good enough management team have to take obviously share responsibility um officials abysmal um weather we move on and within a day mate the table I’m just going to say like the end of the day you know we we need to work hard we need to find something to build on guys um and there’s a long way to go if the table stopped today there’s a lot of teams that would all be in the same position basically um it’s not even worth looking at we you know bottom lineup we’ve got to work on improving off the field that’s what we’ve got to do.

This made me wee 🤣 #oafc pic.twitter.com/bGDvFPujiE

— James Manton Howard (@themantonhoward) January 7, 2023

It isn’t the first the Dorking boss Marc White gave an extraordinary interview, as earlier in the season, he produced a a boob analogy Ian Holloway would be proud of after the thrashing by Wrexham.

The Wanderers fell to a 5-0 defeat at home to the National League title favourites.

After the game, Dorking boss Marc White produced a boob analogy to describe their poor performance, which you can see below.

Following a humiliating defeat, Dorking boss White said: “We can’t defend for s***. And at the moment, if we fell in a barrel full of tits we’d come out sucking our thumb, that’s the bottom line.”

This had fans recalling the moment Ian Holloway said the same sort of quote a while back. On a particularly poor run at QPR, he said: “I’ve had such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I’d come out sucking my thumb.”

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— jude (@drfcjude) September 3, 2022

This is what fans said as the Dorking manager goes viral with his honest X-rated verdict on his side losing 5-1 to Oldham…

@StevoJW: Love this fella. He speaks with complete honesty whether good or bad. He is right about the officials in this league they are abysmal week in week out

@Robtaglec: Tells it as it is refreshing really football would be all the better for it if more managers cut the media training and just spoke the truth

@sheldrick_work: What an interview and what a great first line 😂 about as honest as you can get 👏🏻

@RyanSmith1881: Simply got to respect the honesty from that bloke I love him 😂

@Ste_Uren: “Oldham won today cos our defence is shit” #oafc 😂😂😂

@MarkH0893: This is class, honest assessment what a guy 😂 #oafc

@tom_bentley_: Best post match interview I’ve ever watched, top guy, proper honest

@hewi1989: Absolute diamond this bloke says it as it is 🤣 . I’m not even a dorking fan but I listen to his interviews every week. Good result for latics today 👍 hopefully go on a decent run now #oafc

@90MinutesMore: Got to love him 🗣 we lost 5-1 cos we’re sh*t at defending 🤣🤣 doesn’t beat around the Bush tells it how it is 👍

@oafcmemories: It’s all honest until you moan about everything. Total respect but if you win 5-1….. Been there… #oafc

@NickAspin4: Worth a listen, top guy #oafc

@BradleyKnowles1: Fair play to him he’s right about the officials poor for both teams. Oldham scored because we defend shit is my favourite comment 😂 #oafc

@NickAspin4: Honestly such a great guy. Says it how it is and gave a accurate impression of the game without bias. Massive respect to Marc and Dorking 👏

@MrDarrenFox: The problem wasn’t defending, too many small players who aren’t physical enough, Oldham had a strong, big side who were well organised. Too many long balls into the channel (mainly down the right) poor Seagar had nothing to work on all game. Missing a Jason Prior type player

@FranceOAFC: How can you not like this bloke … brilliant appraisal… I agree with him on everything except I genuinely didn’t see a hand ball for the 3rd goal but that’s football… He’s Well entertaining and a breath of fresh air … Well done DWFC …hold your heads up with pride 🙂

@hayhive: Officials are abysmal at this level I agree Sunday lge standard.

@Gazoafc: Top guy honest as ever good luck for the rest of the season lads 👍

@mark_durbridge: This is an example of a true football manager, Say it as it is Marc

@FreddieScovell: Honest as the day is long our manager. Spot on as always. Draw a line and we move on.

@JonnyBerlin84: The most honest assessment I’ve ever seen from a manager that. Dorking weirdly controlled the game. 5-1 is a flattering score line. Oldham are just a bunch of athletic big lads & offered nothing football wise. Dan Gallagher were fuckin brilliant.

@mikeday63: What a bloke – straight talking and in a good way. Refreshing

@thepallidknight: got to be aggressive next year to get more talent defensively. Just hoping Dorking can stay up this year

@Jamesdemba3gg: Marc’s box office could listen to him talk footy all the time

@Origi_Aaronski: 🤣🤣🤣 Brutal. But you are a classy little club. Thanks for looking after the @OfficialOAFC fans and continued success. 👍

@dannyholmes84: Need more managers like him

@TsimikasDad10: Says it as it is, love Marc