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BunchOfAmateurs posts hilarious footage taking mick of Aldershot fans rattled by Dorking player

BunchOfAmateurs posts hilarious footage taking the mick of Aldershot Town fans rattled by Dorking Wanderers player Luke Moore.

The narrator can be heard saying: “The resulting corner gives Dorking’s chief shithouser Luke Moore a chance to provoke an easily riled away end.

“Bearing in mind this is all really about a small plastic football being a few inches to the side of a white painted line.

“Firstly, we’ve got the most outraged of the lot, desperate in his pleas to the referee, who just isn’t listening.

“Mr Wanker, sign is next up. Next up, he surely can’t even see where the ball is. We really like this guy because he genuinely couldn’t give a flying fuck, and Luke himself knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s giving us good content. Thanks, Luke.

“When Morro does eventually accept that the ball is outside of the quadrant, he takes the shithousery to the next level.

“For whatever reason, the referee wasn’t ready, so Moore’s left in the corner for even longer.”

* Fans grumble *

* Fan shouts “they’re taking the piss ref!”

* Fans grumble and chant “wanker” *

Narrator adds: “I think we all know where Luke is going with this guy gets it.”

The game itself took place in October 2023, with Dorking putting an end to a three-game losing streak by defeating Aldershot 2-1 in their National League match at Meadowbank.

Jason Prior scored the opening goal in the 7th minute by redirecting a cross into the near post for his eighth goal of the season.

Cian Harries equalised from the penalty spot in the second half after Josh Stokes was fouled.

Dorking regained the lead when Barry Fuller assisted Jimmy Muitt, whose shot deflected in with 20 minutes remaining to secure the win.

Dorking Wanderers (3-5-2): 1 Harrison Male, 22 Barry Fuller (c), 20 Dan Gallagher, 15 Joe Cook; 8 Matt Briggs (3 Bobby-Joe Taylor 26β€², 12 Callum Kennedy 78β€²), 4 Dan Pybus, 18 Luke Moore, 6 Niall McManus, 7 Jimmy Muitt (24 Harry Ottaway 71β€²); 19 Ryan Seager, 9 Jason Prior

Unused Subs: 21 Slav Huk, 28 Ollie Rawlins

Goals: Prior 7β€², Muitt 69β€²

Yellow Cards: Moore 45β€² & Post-Match, BJ Taylor 61β€², Prior 75β€² & Post Match, Fuller 82β€², McManus 90+2β€², Male 90+4β€²

Red Cards: Moore, Prior

Aldershot Town (3-5-2): 1 Jordi Van Stappershoef, 5 Coby Rowe, 4 Cian Harries, 3 Ollie Harfield; 17 Aaron Jones, 6 Theo Widdrington (22 Jack Barham 77β€²), 27 Tommy Willard (8 Tyler Frost 71β€²), 10 Josh Stokes, 11 Ryan Glover; 9 Lorent Tolaj, 39 Kwame Thomas

Unused Subs: 2 Haji Mnoga, 20 Joe Haigh, 24 Maxwell Mullins

Goal: Harries pen 62β€²

Yellow Cards: Widdrington 37β€², Stokes 90+1β€²

Referee: Callum Walchester

Attendance: 2742

Stonegate Homes Man Of The Match: Joe Cook

Within the first 24 hours of it being uploaded, the clip gone on to get 500,000 views, nearly 3,000 likes, and hundreds of comments from fans left amused by what they were seeing.

Twitter users reacted as the much loved BunchOfAmateurs posts hilarious footage taking mick of Aldershot fans rattled by Dorking player Luke Moore…

@johnbarrett75: Look at Alan Carr kicking off in the crowd 🀣

@FyldeVandal: Hahaha brilliant. Love it when players and supporters ‘get it’ re the banter

@MunneryGary: Rich the commentary is brilliant. So much anger over nothing πŸ˜‚

@dazevans74: I’d never really watched Non-League before the last few seasons but it’s things like this that I’ve really enjoyed. The atmosphere and connection between supporters and game is just different. The shithousing and to be fair some of the comments from fans is absolutely top tier

@NoeJoakes: Got a lot of time for it

@matt_the_jack: Honestly, it does amuse me how angry people do get at this. Who really cares?

@lcfcsanny: Stick your Super League up your arse, this is the beautiful game

sleafordagain: This is sensational

@JoshBUFC: This is glorious

@MikeAspell: Got time for it πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ But Alan Carr seems to have lost the plot completely πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

@schabowybear: Now this is peak English football

@ofvoid: Alan Carr’s not having it.

@wxmtoon1: Absolute class this. So funny. More so the man who couldn’t give a crap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@TimGardnerNo1: Non-league at its finest πŸ˜‚.

@Taity72: Love Mr. Wanker guy Just aimlessly slinging arms giving it at any given opportunity even the wrong player is great therapy

@JamieCowley100: What a lad lol , look at all those sad tossers in the crowd ffs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@tonywhilding88: The beautiful game.

@CormacMurphy5: Football genuinely is unbelievable

@joshwilliamsDNO: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ quality that is

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