Aldershot Town boss Mark Molesley gives one of the most bizarre pre-match interviews ever ahead of his side’s game this weekend.
On Saturday afternoon, the Shots will play host to Bromley in the FA Trophy Fourth Round, however he had many people confused and laughing when talking about the tie.
Footage of what he had to say is quickly going up in views with nearly 100,000 users taking to watch it, see it for yourself below…
An interesting first-take from the gaffer for this week’s pre-match interview! 🤷
What do you think are the answers to the questions he posed below?🤔👇
We can also confirm no talking dogs were found in Terry’s briefcase too! 😂
🔴🔵#TheShots pic.twitter.com/sCNmhs4ILf
— Aldershot Town FC (@OfficialShots) January 14, 2022
He said when asked for his thoughts: “If a tree falls, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise? Does a penguin get cold? What direction does your bath water go, clockwise or anti-clockwise as soon as you take the plug out?
“These are questions that are going to be asked of us, these are the questions we’re gunna need the answer to.
“You know we’re always looking for solutions and we have got to come up and solve the equations some times.
“Erm you know Sam’s had a lovely haircut, it’s starting to grow out now. Coops is working here silently away.
“Robbie’s over there, it’s the first time he’s being quiet today. Terry’s brought a briefcase in. He’s got four Japanese talking dogs out there.
“You know this is what we work with and we continue to work hard.”
Aldershot boss Mark Molesley gives one of the most bizarre pre-match interviews ever and Twitter had so much to say about it all…
@TerwitTwoo: It’s brilliant. Mark is the manager we have all been waiting to lead the Shots. Makes me personally proud. Pick the bones out of that Bromley 🤣
@EuHiccup: Confirmed Mark is stoned
@Dave79happydays: Someone’s been on the mushrooms
@calgnor: The leader we all need.
@Jack_Sargeant1: I’ll have some of what MM is on
@Declan_Mcghie: Is he on spice or whaa 😂😭
@SonnyGilbert12: What the actual fuck 😂😂😂
@Derrinb: @distantpod The pressure is telling on the Aldershot boss.
@oaptobe: Best football interview ever!
@I_am_Confuzzled: Me thinks our manager has been reading too much philosophy 😉
@Hamish_Murdoch: I wish all Premier League manager interviews were this bizarre. Even Nigel Pearson’s ostrich rant pales in comparison
@adamjamesred: I’d love to know where this guy did his media training.
@Polesedog: I could only hear this in David Brent’s voice
@tomnm2001: Thought he was gonna say that he’ll have to wait for the Sue Gray inquiry before finding a solution
@BestGina: I don’t understand it. But I like it
@rangerrupert: Where’s the random drug tester guy when you need him?
@KennethDaLeon69: Fuck @BorisJohnson fuck @Keir_Starmer get this man in charge of our country #vivamarkmolesley
@LTFCblockF: This is amazing. He makes more sense than most PL managers to be fair.
@Coach_CJPrice: How did he keep a straight face that whole time
@rufusjones1: Good lord. A hero walks among us.
@TraffordBaxter: I’ll have two of whatever he’s drinking please bartender
@malcolm_lewer: Think he gave a good account of himself there
@great_defector: “Terry’s brought a briefcase in. He’s got four Japanese talking dogs in there.” Perfect.
@thespireites: Makes more sense than John Sheridan
@peaceandgloved: Extraordinary – this man would rival any philosopher you care to mention and has considered *all* the big questions!
@TBHeron: Might even start watching football, based on this.
@admiralbooth: It’s such a fine line between clever and stupid…
@sambtn3: “Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one’s gone home for his tea.”
@jmorgs95: Getting asked your opinion on a work Zoom call whilst not concentrating and trying to pad out a response
@siobhan_mynish: “Terry’s brought a briefcase in. He’s got four Japanese talking dogs in there.” Amazing stuff. Jose level nonsense. 👏👏👏
@Kriss_Jones94: Hahahahahaha class this
@tjtex26: What did I just listen to 😭
@1horsburgh: My gaffer!!!
@TerraStatman: You ok hun?
@PicardyBreezer: Just the gaffer you need for a scrap 😂 All about mentality and reminds me so much of Martin Allen. Love it 👏👏👏
@aguyiusedtoknow: Defo using this during my next performance review at work.
@harry_finn96: Tactical geniuses leaked
@henry_port98: I’m not too sure there’s much more context I can add to this to help with the reasons behind the answers! 😂 Appreciate the response anyway gaffer! 🔴🔵#TheShots
Glorious work. https://t.co/nx12sXQ4fg pic.twitter.com/McQt7pAYzV
— Will Brown (@willbrownatfc) January 15, 2022
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