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Adult Escort Platform offer job to Ange Postecoglou saying he’s an expert in getting men f***ed

Adult Escort Platform offer an employment job to Ange Postecoglou saying he’s an expert in getting men f***ed up and down the country.

Erobella is a company known for its operations in the adult entertainment industry, specifically escort advertising, which is reflected in their humorous job offer to Ange Postecoglou.

Ange Postecoglou has struggled during his time as the head coach of Tottenham Hotspur, and following the thrashing against Liverpool, Erobella would target him in their prank.

OPEN LETTER:

7th February 2025

Dear Mr. Postecoglou,

We hope this letter finds you in better spirits than you appeared after your recent performance against Liverpool. But where some see lemons, we at Erobella, see lemonade.

We have been watching your tenure at Spurs with much admiration and feel you are the perfect fit to fill our vacancy of ā€œOperations Managerā€.

No one, and weĀ meanĀ no one, has overseen a group of people getting fu*ked week in, week out, like you. And as a company that prides itself on bringing together those who want to get fu*ked with those who want to fu*k, you can see how valuable your skill set would be to us.

Our escort advertising platform helps people connect, to feel passion and to ultimately ā€œscoreā€. We are aware that at your current place of employment there are very few who think you meet these KPMs, but not us. Imagine, Ange, working in a setting where success isnā€™t measured by goals in netsā€¦ but goals in holes.

Why Erobella?

Strategic Leadership:Ā Weā€™re looking for a visionary like yourself to grab the British public by the balls and show them how to have a good time, just like youā€™ve done this season for the other 19 Premier League teams. Youā€™ve let them fill their boots, so why not do that for our users?

Playing Away From Home:Ā Like in football, sometimes playing away from home can bring a bit of excitement. Youā€™ve proven that you know how to see your team get pounded all around Europe and since we operate not just in the UK (weā€™re a pretty big deal in Germany) we think youā€™re gonna find the transition seamless.

Formation:Ā In the world of sex, just like on the pitch, formation is everything. We know you love a deep build up from the back and that is exactly the kind of dirty thinking we need.

Clean Tackles:Ā If thereā€™s one thing you donā€™t want in the bedroom it’s a filthy tackle. Your Spurs team has the second least cards in the league, so with your guidance, we can encourage all of our users to keep their tackles clean.

So, what do you say? Ready to switch from the sidelines to our red-hued spotlight?

Warm regards,

Erobella

P.S. We won’t make you wear a tracksuit.

@Erobella tweeted: “@SPURSOFFICAL AWAIT ANGEā€™S DECISION ON HIS FUTURE

šŸ‘€ PRANKSTERS HAVE SNUCK A CONTRACT INTO @OFFICALSPURS STADIUM TO SECURE ANGEā€™S SIGNATURE FOR THE OPERATIONS MANAGER ROLE AT ESCORT ADVERTISING PLATFORM:

A QUOTE FROM THE CONTRACT šŸ˜‚

ā€œANGE HAS SHOWN HE KNOWS HOW TO GET 11 MEN FUC*ED WEEK IN, WEEK OUT. HEā€™S A PERFECT FIT FOR OUR PLATFORMā€ ā€“ EROBELLA

THEY EVEN LEFT A SHIRT WITH THE COMPANY’S NAME HANGING IN THE DRESSING ROOM šŸ¤šŸ‘

IN AN OPEN LETTER ON THE WEBSITE, EROBELLA CITE ANGEā€™S ABILITY TO ā€œGET POUNDED ALL AROUND EUROPEā€ AS A KEY FACTOR IN THEIR JOB OFFER.

Twitter users reacted as Adult Escort Platform offer a job to Ange Postecoglou saying he’s an expert in getting men f***e,…

@Deb_236: They get destroyed every where they go šŸ˜‚

@TrollFootball: They really offered Ange a genuine contract šŸ˜‚.

@kris_bee0: Genius move šŸ˜‚

@SaviourEmmy: Wtf this is very funny šŸ˜‚

@foreveroufc: got to say, the effort thats gone into writing that and putting it around the ground, thats some doing haha fairplay

@GoonerEurychus: Spurs are just a meme club tbh šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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