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Leeds fan has Laura Woods and Ally McCoist in stitches over comment about ‘kinky time’ with wife

A Leeds United fan has Laura Woods and Ally McCoist in stitches over a comment he made about ‘kinky time’ with his wife, ranting on air .

Sam Allardyce’s pending arrival as the new Leeds manager caused one fan to launch into an angry rant on talkSPORT.

Presenter Laura Woods tried to contain her laughter as the supporter expressed his frustration.

Allardyce has agreed to make a surprise comeback to the Premier League by becoming the new Leeds manager.

Javi Gracia will be sacked by the Whites who are currently 17th in the table as they hope to avoid being relegated back to the Championship.

The talkSPORT caller also asked owner Andrea Radrizzani, who funds the NFL franchise San Francisco 49ers to sell the team and bring in 49ers Enterprises who The Athletic reports have a deal with them to purchase the club for more than £400million by 2024.

Leeds fan Mick, despite Allardyce’s experience in avoiding the drop at various clubs he’s been at, told Woods and McCoist and that he was ‘sick’ of being a Leeds supporter amid the news of another managerial departure.

He said: “Allardyce, what’s the point? Four games left, paying somebody a load of money just on a hope and a prayer that we’re going to get a result at West Ham.

“I mean [Patrick] Bamford, he’s got a bigger sick note than Darren Anderton, did you see that miss? He looked like Peter Crouch had shrunk in the wash and tripped over his shoelaces. What a sausage!

“You don’t realise, I get ‘kinky time’ off my wife from a Leeds result. I haven’t been to second base in months! It’s crucifying me this club, honestly Radz just needs to go, let’s get the new owners in and start from scratch.”

Meanwhile, Simon Jordan believes that Sam Allardyce could receive an huge bonus of up to £3 million if he manages to keep Leeds United in the Prem.

“I would think at somewhere between £1 million and £3 million is what he’ll get paid if he keeps Leeds United in the Premier League,” Jordan claimed.

“What?! For four games?” Jim White asked.

“This is it, this is the nature of the beast,” Jordan added. “Certainly a million quid, certainly a million quid. Footballers are getting £500,000 a week, what do you expect?

“This is the nature of the beast. Obviously he’s not going to get it if he takes them down, is he?! But if he keeps them up, I expect between £1-3million, probably somewhere in the middle.

“If I had to guess, probably around £2m but this is what you do when you have a resume that allows you to pop up out of nowhere. It’ll just be for getting the players to actually face the right way and getting Leeds out of losing £150m.

“It shows you the absolute ridiculousness of this industry. It shows you what you can get paid in football in those sort of terms. You could ask how much is Roy Hodgson getting for his job at Crystal Palace?

“In this world, we’re talking about a fella going into the dressing room full of highly-paid players, making them face the right way, getting a couple million quid out of it.

“That’s not what he’s getting the couple million quid for – he’s getting it for his 25 years of experience as a manager.”

This is what social media users had to say as the Leeds fan has Laura Woods and Ally McCoist in stitches over his comment about ‘kinky time’ with his wife…

@ImRobWalker: Bet he loved the Championship

@RedRandall_76: Hopefully BIG Sam can keep them up so your man can get to second base – might be a different story last game of the season if Leeds survive when trying to get or kept something else up……🙈🙈🙈

@mashie1964: If they had more callers like that & less time on presenters trying to court controversy with certain teams, I’d probably listen to TS

@bradleymilly97: Leeds are falling apart again 😂😂😂

@MrJD83JohnDay: Laura’s face of fear when kinky time came up, she had no idea where that was going 😂

@ZackGurd: We’re going down, but he’s not.

@aclr1972: 😂 😂 Never knew Johnny Vegas was a Leeds fan.

@matth3wm22: Haven’t been to second base in months 😭😭😭

@SuperstarDJHWG: “Kinky time off the wife” Lucky Lucky Lady 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Loko1912: Leeds fans are always the gift that keeps giving. Out on a level on their own 😂

@Fav1993: That poor woman during their promotion season 😂😂😂

@MilesBlumsom: No pressure Big Sam 😂

@BTelfer71: Obviously never supported them during the Bates era as if he thinks this is bad then he doesn’t know what leeds bad is yet

@Alltheleedstalk: That’s cheered me up 😂

@Kershaw444: Strange, there is a lot of Leeds fans who do just want to go down now and have a clear out, I understand it but I don’t want to give up with 4 games left while we are outside the bottom 3, that would be madness #lufc

@SimonSm36193750: Priceless 😂

@CJ_9_3: So good 😂😫😫😫😫

@dj_swaggacpt: Give this man the job 🤣🤣🤣👏🏾

@Danny_N1989: Never laughed so much this morning in the car on way to work 😂😂😂. Great call Mick 😂

@JordR23: Justice for Mick 💛💙

@bayobond: @LUFC can you guys get a result so this man can get some kinky time?

@LowleyW: Skip to 00:45… @laura_woodsy’s “Oh my god” says it all! 😭

@fuck_rio: This is singlehandedly the best thing to come out of talk sport. I also agree with everything the guy says

@Matt_Rowney: Seeing a Leeds fan this triggered brings nothing but a smile to my face. They’ve absolutely panicked 🤣🤣

@KochRutter: Come on, who is this?!? This is class 😂

@Ash_Sugden1994: Someone get this man a blowup doll!

@ChiTownSpurs: Calling a man a sausage as an insult is brilliant

@The_Bit_Before: Only a Yorkshireman can articulate feeling sickened off with such wit and turn of phrase. #lufc

@NFraser92: Almost choked on my coffee listening to this. “I haven’t been to second base in months” 😂😂😂

@FrankishLucas: Fuck my life 😂😂😂

@JonasN97: Tbf I don’t get kinky time from are lass even when we win

@meamitshuklaa: Look what football does to people’s personal life and now they have Big Sam. 🤣😂🤣

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