Fans stunned as team sets new club record with 18-0 win in FA Vase First Qualifying Round

Fans have been left stunned as one team sets a new club record with an 18-0 win in their FA Vase First Qualifying Round tie.

Joel Heely and Kai Gibbs got four apiece, and debutant Charlie Evans earned himself a hat-trick to help Hinckley AFC to an absolute thrashing at St Martins.

The United Counties League Division One side gave thanks to the North West Counties League Division One South hosts, tweeting: “Our very best wishes to everyone at @St_MartinsFC for the rest of the season and beyond – a great group of people and we sincerely hope things start looking up in the near future.”

HOW THE MATCH PLAYED OUT

2′ GOAL | Hinckley lead after just two minutes and it’s @Ryan_murf9 with the opening goal as he slots home from @jeremieagholor_’s through ball. @St_MartinsFC 0-1 Hinckley

11′ GOAL | @bkendox powers home his first of the season with a bullet header, unmarked from a Dan Hoskins corner. @St_MartinsFC 0-2 Hinckley

15′ GOAL | @Ryan_murf9 gets his second in 13 minutes, sliding home (off his backside) @drewkear__’s pull back. @St_MartinsFC 0-3 Hinckley

16′ GOAL | We have four and Charlie Evans has a debut goal! The keeper denies @Ryan_murf9 with a smart save but Evans follows up to convert the rebound. St Martins 0-4 Hinckley

25′ GOAL | We have five after 25 minutes and @jeremieagholor_ has a third in three games, tapping home the rebound after Charlie Evans was denied by the ‘keeper. St Martins 0-5 Hinckley

30′ GOAL | @Ryan_Slinn slots home a nice and composed finish from the edge of the box for our sixth. St Martins 0-6 Hinckley

34′ GOAL | Charlie Evans has his second on debut, slotting home after going through one on one. St Martins 0-7 Hinckley

HALF TIME | Murphy and Evans have two apiece – Kendrick, Slinn and Agholor are also on the scoresheet.

49′ GOAL | Charlie Evans has a debut hat-trick! His second FA Vase treble in successive seasons as he slots home a penalty won by @jeremieagholor_. St Martins 0-8 Hinckley

51′ GOAL | Half time substitute Kai Gibbs gets on the scoresheet with a crisp finish from the edge of the box. St Martins 0-9 Hinckley

55′ GOAL | It’s ten! Ben Whitehead bundles home from @jeremieagholor_ to get his first for the club. St Martins 0-10 Hinckley

57′ GOAL | Captain Jack Edwards gets on the scoresheet by bending one home from the edge of the box having won the ball high up. St Martins 0-11 Hinckley

67′ GOAL | Substitute Joel Heely beats the offside trap and calmly slides home. St Martins 0-12 Hinckley

72′ GOAL | Kai Gibbs has his second of the game, converting from inside the six yard box after Joel Heely squared up. We have now equalled our club record win. St Martins 0-13 Hinckley

77′ GOAL | We have a new club record win! Joel Heely is the one who gets the goal to secure it, slotting home one on one after a precise through ball. St Martins 0-15 Hinckley

79′ GOAL | Kai Gibbs has a first senior hat-trick tapping home at the far post. St Martins 0-15 Hinckley

82′ GOAL | Gibbs gets his fourth with eight minutes to go. St Martins 0-16 Hinckley

86′ GOAL | Joel Heely gets a share of the matchball, tapping home the rebound after a @jeremieagholor_ shot hit both posts. St Martins 0-17 Hinckley

90′ GOAL | St Martins 0-18 Hinckley

FULL TIME | Joel Heely and Kai Gibbs got four apiece, and debutant Charlie Evans a hat-trick. St Martins 0-18 Hinckley

FA VASE RESULTS (1QR)

Uttoxeter Town FC 2 – 0 Littleton FC
Burnham FC 6 – 1 Bedford FC
Padiham FC 0 – 4 North Shields FC
Chester-Le-Street Town FC 1 – 1 Jarrow FC – Chester-Le-Street Town FC won 3-1 on penalties
Willington FC 3 – 2 Tow Law Town FC
West Allotment Celtic FC 5 – 5 Steeton AFC – West Allotment Celtic FC won 4-3 on penalties
Carlisle City FC 1 – 0 Guisborough Town FC
Whitley Bay FC 3 – 4 Billingham Synthonia FC
Squires Gate FC 1 – 1 Garforth Town FC – Garforth Town FC won 4-3 on penalties
Newcastle University FC 1 – 1 Heaton Stannington FC  – Heaton Stannington FC won 4-3 on penalties
Barnoldswick Town FC 3 – 3 AFC Blackpool – Barnoldswick Town FC won 9-8 on penalties
Easington Colliery AFC 2 – 1 Redcar Athletic FC
Campion AFC 3 – 3 Newton Aycliffe FC – Newton Aycliffe FC won 3-2 on penalties
Crook Town FC 0 – 2 Eccleshill United FC
Sunderland West End FC 2 – 3 Cleator Moor FC
Sunderland RCA FC 1 – 2 Redcar Town FC
Bishop Auckland FC 2 – 2 Ryton & Crawcrook Albion FC – Bishop Auckland FC won 15-14 on penalties
Ilkley Town FC 11 – 1 Penrith FC
Newcastle Benfield FC 3 – 2 Ashington FC
Silsden AFC 1 – 2 Albion Sports FC
Litherland Remyca FC 0 – 6 Wythenshawe Town FC
Avro FC 2 – 1 AFC Darwen
AFC Liverpool 5 – 3 Charnock Richard FC
Athersley Recreation FC 1 – 5 Chadderton FC
Brigg Town FC 3 – 2 Cammell Laird 1907 FC
Runcorn Town FC 4 – 1 Ashton Town AFC
FC St Helens W – O South Liverpool FC walkover for South Liverpool – FC St Helens not accepted into the Competition
Burscough FC 2 – 1 Hallam FC #ERROR!
New Mills FC 1 – 1 Armthorpe Welfare FC – New Mills FC won 6-5 on penalties
Bacup Borough FC 1 – 0 Penistone Church FC
St Helens Town FC 0 – 4 Cheadle Heath Nomads FC
West Didsbury & Chorlton FC 3 – 2 Nostell MW FC
Northwich Victoria FC 1 – 2 Bury AFC
Skelmersdale United FC 9 – 1 Retford FC
Maltby Main FC 5 – 4 Glasshoughton Welfare FC – Maltby Main FC won 1-0 on penalties
Swallownest FC 3 – 1 Bottesford Town FC
Selby Town FC 5 – 2 Hemsworth MW FC
Winterton Rangers FC 3 – 2 Macclesfield FC
Dronfield Town FC 1 – 0 Barnton FC
Cheadle Town FC 0 – 1 Irlam FC
Abbey Hey FC 1 – 0 Ashton Athletic FC
Brocton FC 1 – 5 Boldmere St Michaels FC
Winsford United FC 3 – 1 Stapenhill FC
Hinckley LR FC 3 – 0 Cradley Town FC
Shawbury United FC 0 – 4 Romulus FC
Lichfield City FC 2 – 1 FC Stratford
Haughmond FC 2 – 3 Ashby Ivanhoe FC
Wem Town FC W – O Bilston Town FC walkover for Bilston Town – Wem Town not accepted into the Competition
Bewdley Town FC 2 – 2 Hereford Lads Club FC – Bewdley Town FC won 7-6 on penalties
Wellington FC W – O Nuneaton Griff FC walkover for Nuneaton Griff – Wellington FC withdrawn
Stone Old Alleynians FC 2 – 3 Heather St Johns FC
Atherstone Town FC 2 – 1 Abbey Hulton United FC
AFC Bridgnorth 2 – 1 Rocester FC
Studley FC 2 – 0 Paget Rangers FC
Whitchurch Alport FC 3 – 0 Tividale FC
Coventry Copsewood FC 2 – 8 Rugby Town FC
Gresley Rovers FC 7 – 0 Dudley Sports FC
Stafford Town FC W – O Eccleshall FC walkover for Stafford Town – Eccleshall withdrawn
St Martins FC 0 – 18 Hinckley AFC
Bourne Town FC 1 – 2 Belper United FC
Clipstone FC 1 – 1 St Andrews FC – St Andrews FC won 5-4 on penalties
Teversal FC 0 – 2 Eastwood Community FC
Saffron Dynamo FC 1 – 1 Quorn FC – Quorn FC won 4-1 on penalties
Sherwood Colliery FC 1 – 0 Borrowash Victoria FC
Selston FC 2 – 1 Barrow Town FC
Dunkirk FC 3 – 0 AFC Mansfield
Leicester Nirvana FC 4 – 1 Clifton All Whites FC
Birstall United FC 2 – 2 Kirby Muxloe FC – Birstall United FC won 6-5 on penalties
Hucknall Town FC 1 – 3 Gedling MW FC
Ingles FC 4 – 1 Blackstones FC
Boston Town FC 4 – 1 Lutterworth Athletic FC
Rainworth MW FC 0 – 2 Heanor Town FC
Deeping Rangers FC 3 – 0 Holwell Sports FC
Debenham LC FC 1 – 1 Peterborough Northern Star FC – Debenham LC FC won 4-2 on penalties
Eynesbury Rovers FC 2 – 0 Huntingdon Town FC
Wisbech St Mary FC 0 – 6 Great Yarmouth Town FC
Godmanchester Rovers FC 6 – 1 FC Parson Drove
Walsham Le Willows FC A – A March Town United FC
Brimsdown FC 0 – 1 Barkingside FC
Whitton United FC 4 – 3 Enfield Borough FC
Takeley FC 2 – 0 Frenford FC
Long Melford FC 3 – 0 Little Oakley FC
Newbury Forest FC 1 – 0 Haverhill Borough FC
Halstead Town FC 1 – 2 Potton United FC
Woodbridge Town FC 1 – 1 Woodford Town FC – Woodford Town FC won 5-4 on penalties
Hoddesdon Town FC 5 – 2 FC Clacton
Biggleswade United FC 0 – 8 Southend Manor FC
London Lions FC 2 – 1 St Panteleimon FC
Stotfold FC 1 – 5 White Ensign FC
Harwich & Parkeston FC 1 – 2 Ipswich Wanderers FC
Brantham Athletic FC 1 – 2 Holland FC
Sudbury Sports FC W – O May & Baker Eastbrook Community FC – walkover for May & Baker EC – Sudbury Sports not accepted into the Competition
Buckhurst Hill FC 3 – 0 Enfield FC
Windsor FC 3 – 0 Kensington & Ealing Borough FC
British Airways FC 2 – 2 Dunstable Town FC – British Airways FC won 5-3 on penalties
Cogenhoe United FC 2 – 3 Harefield United FC
Amersham Town FC 2 – 3 Winslow United FC
Holmer Green FC 2 – 0 Spelthorne Sports FC
Buckingham Athletic FC 4 – 2 Rushden & Higham United FC
Long Buckby FC 2 – 2 Tring Athletic FC – Tring Athletic FC won 4-2 on penalties
Arlesey Town FC 4 – 4 FC Deportivo Galicia FC – Deportivo Galicia won 4-2 on penalties
Risborough Rangers FC 3 – 2 Edgware Town FC
London Colney FC 1 – 1 Leverstock Green FC – London Colney FC won 4-3 on penalties
Hilltop FC 4 – 2 Langley FC
Ardley United FC 5 – 0 Burton Park Wanderers FC
Egham Town FC 1 – 1 Crawley Green FC – Egham Town FC won 11-10 on penalties
Broadfields United FC 1 – 0 Holyport FC
Aylesbury Vale Dynamos FC 3 – 1 London Tigers FC
Wembley FC 5 – 1 Oxhey Jets FC
Camberley Town FC 1 – 1 Long Crendon FC – Long Crendon FC won 5-4 on penalties
Sheerwater FC 4 – 1 Roman Glass St George FC
Shortwood United FC 4 – 2 Cove FC
Longlevens AFC 3 – 2 Fairford Town FC
Wokingham & Emmbrook FC 4 – 0 Moreton Rangers FC
Frimley Green FC 3 – 0 Shrivenham FC
Berks County FC 3 – 1 Newent Town FC
Hengrove Athletic FC 0 – 2 Ascot United FC
Stonehouse Town FC 0 – 2 Ashton & Backwell United FC
Brislington FC 4 – 0 Fleet Town FC
Almondsbury FC 1 – 2 Cheltenham Saracens FC
Royal Wootton Bassett Town FC 1 – 0 Knaphill FC
Bishop’s Cleeve FC 4 – 1 Thornbury Town FC
Reading City FC 1 – 2 Cribbs FC
Malmesbury Victoria FC 2 – 4 Tuffley Rovers FC
Lydney Town FC 3 – 3 Hallen FC – Hallen FC won 5-4 on penalties
Rochester United FC 3 – 2 Hollands & Blair FC
Staplehurst Monarchs United FC 3 – 2 Sporting Bengal United FC
Broadbridge Heath FC 3 – 3 Croydon FC – Croydon FC won 6-5 on penalties
Erith Town FC 2 – 0 Sporting Club Thamesmead FC
AFC Uckfield Town 2 – 3 Colliers Wood United FC
Westside FC 1 – 2 Snodland Town FC
Abbey Rangers FC 4 – 0 Horsham YMCA FC
Crawley Down Gatwick FC 3 – 1 Lewisham Borough (Community) FC
Eastbourne United FC 0 – 3 Bridon Ropes FC
Raynes Park Vale FC 3 – 1 Steyning Town Community FC
Molesey FC 0 – 2 Shoreham FC
Banstead Athletic FC 0 – 1 Horley Town FC
Lordswood FC 4 – 0 Storrington Community FC
Eastbourne Town FC 0 – 1 Sheppey United FC
Sutton Athletic FC 3 – 2 Newhaven FC
East Preston FC 0 – 5 Redhill FC
Lingfield FC 1 – 2 Erith & Belvedere FC
Larkfield & New Hythe FC 2 – 3 Epsom & Ewell FC
Seaford Town FC 1 – 1 Peacehaven & Telscombe FC – Seaford Town FC won 4-2 on penalties
Billingshurst FC 0 – 3 Forest Hill Park FC
Rushtall FC 0 – 2 Crowborough Athletic FC
Balham FC 1 – 2 Tower Hamlets FC
Bearsted FC 0 – 1 Fisher FC
Oakwood FC 3 – 4 Welling Town FC
Loxwood FC 1 – 0 Faversham Strike Force FC
K Sports FC 0 – 5 Beckenham Town FC
Stansfeld FC 3 – 1 Bagshot FC
Horndean FC 9 – 0 Hamble Club FC
Wick FC 0 – 0 Alton FC – Alton FC won 4-1 on penalties
Radstock Town FC 0 – 1 Arundel FC
Westbury United FC 1 – 4 Alresford Town FC
AFC Stoneham 4 – 0 Portland United FC
Folland Sports FC 4 – 1 Corsham Town FC
Cowes Sports FC 3 – 4 Bournemouth FC
Amesbury Town FC 1 – 4 Andover New Street FC
Baffins Milton Rovers FC 1 – 3 Andover Town FC
Selsey FC 0 – 1 Pagham FC
Bradford Town FC 3 – 0 Wincanton Town FC
Calne Town FC 1 – 4 Whitchurch United FC
Sherborne Town FC 5 – 3 Verwood Town FC
Moneyfields FC 4 – 0 Totton & Eling FC
Ash United FC 2 – 0 Hythe & Dibden FC
Devizes Town FC 0 – 10 Badshot Lea FC
Petersfield Town FC 0 – 3 Bashley FC
Farnham Town FC 0 – 4 Warminster Town FC
AFC Portchester 4 – 0 Romsey Town FC
Ringwood Town FC 2 – 0 Bridport FC
Godolphin Atlantic FC 1 – 3 Bovey Tracey FC
Saltash United FC 3 – 1 Cullompton Rangers FC
Exmouth Town FC 0 – 1 Shepton Mallet FC
Torpoint Athletic FC 1 – 0 Callington Town FC
Wadebridge Town FC 2 – 1 AFC St Austell
Bodmin Town FC 3 – 3 Crediton United FC – Bodmin Town FC won 4-3 on penalties
Ilfracombe Town FC 0 – 2 Bishop Sutton FC
Elburton Villa FC 0 – 4 Welton Rovers FC
Torrington FC 1 – 1 Bishops Lydeard FC
Washington FC 0 – 5 Thornaby FC
Eversley & California FC 3 – 0 Virginia Water FC
St Margaretsbury FC 0 – 2 Benfleet FC
Canterbury City FC 5 – 0 FC Elmstead
FC Humber United 1 – 4 Parkgate FC
Handsworth FC 1 – 2 Golcar United FC

Fans were left stunned as the Hinckley team sets a new club record with an 18-0 win in the FA Vase First Qualifying Round…

Savage.

— Aaron Howells (@Aaron_Howells) September 11, 2021

@Masonspringy94: Wow that is embarrassing

@adam_garmson: Close game then…

@TrayOnline4: Imagine you get home and you tell your Mrs you lost 18 zip😭😭😭😭Brazy

@30038f6fc79b430: Poor old st martins lost the manager 2 days ago and by this score line a few players went as well. Well played @hinckley_afc tho can only SMASH who is in front of you. Enjoy the tv time that follows this result #FAVase

@vinny_whufc: Tight game then fellas.

@HungryHatter: These two clubs both play at Step 6, so it’s not even as though there’s a huge gulf in divisions to explain this!

@SsfcFrank: How’s that for a win, eh

@H_WolvesYYA: Jesus, I’d of just rage quit and took the 3-0 loss

@thedogholeboy: Proof that there’s always someone worse off than yourself!

@TonyBengtsson: Bloddy hellfire

@ScottTaylor2018: That is just a mental result